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Anarchic Governments Paradox

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.

Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.

by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009

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Special Meeting of the Government

1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.

2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.

First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.

President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.

Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?

by KeenJane August 9, 2009

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Government Shitdown

What happens when morons on both sides can't work together and instead fight each other along with the unpredictable Trump's wall.
Causes the longest shutdown yet and it is still counting.

Guy: "What's happenin' in D.C.?"
Me: "Another shutdown... But it's the Government Shitdown."

by A Idiot in a Village January 18, 2019

11๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


government credit card

food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies

1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!

2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card

by caz money August 9, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Government/Media fear

When the government or media (more often than not it's both working together somehow) drive fear of a new threat (often terrorism or a deadly disease) into the people of the nation and keep them from expressing all of their freedoms and/or views and doing the things they want to do

Notable stories/events that have been constantly attacked/used for Government/Media fear:

-Terrorism
-Communism (see McCarthyism/ Red Scare)
-AIDS
-Drugs
- 9/11
-The "Brain Eating Amoeba"

by Gaaraofthedamned August 19, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


government indoctrination center

A public school. Used by advocates of homeschooling and school choice, and also advocates of extremely limited government, because these people believe that government-funded schools much necessarily be overtly favourable to government and unnecessarily unfavourable toward the private sector.

Yes you will have to pay the full cost of your child's education while continuing to pay the taxes that support government indoctrination centers, but the tradeoff is worth it.

The faster we close down government indoctrination centers, the more likely we can still restore America.

If you spend twelve to sixteen years in government indoctrination centers learning that government has the role, responsibility and authority to oversee all relationships and organizations, you naturally assume that includes the church and the family.

by suomu January 27, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get me the government!

noun:
A declaration that one is about to auto-defenestrate.

"Get me the government!"
*jumps out of a window*

by Isa DL January 14, 2023