man hands

(n) Phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine'. From the TV Show Seinfeld.

She's got man hands!

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Hand Pussy

Hand pussy is a male that cannot get the real thing so stimulates himself using his two hands, putting them into a fasion of a pussy. Then fucks it vigorously.

Hand Pussy: "The only pussy that cant say no"

John fucks his hands.

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hand waving

Attempting to get past a moment when a difficult explanation is required.

His project was late and all he could offer was some hand waving.

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hand of frog

When Thierry Henry used his hand to set up a goal in the World Cup qualifying match between France and Ireland on Nov 19/09.

It is akin to the "Hand of God" goal that Dieggo Maradonna scored to eliminate England from the 1986 World Cup, except that this time it was a Frenchman.

Irish eyes aren't smiling, thanks to the hand of frog!

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lay hands on

To hit someone

Bitch you better stepoff 'for i lay hands on you!

or

I dare that ho to lay hands on me!

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Pad Hands

In drum corps, pad hands are the inability to hit a rimshot; a product of playing on a rimless practice pad.

Dude 1: "Man, I just got cut from the BlueCoats..."
Dude 2: "What happened man? You miss those rimshots again?:
Dude 1: "Yeah, me and my damn pad hands."

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mr. hands

A man who got fucked up the ass by a horse, literally, and died.

Now their making a documentry about it.

1:"Did you hear their making a documentry about Mr. Hands?"
2:"Eww. The guy who got fucked up the ass by a horse?"
1:"Yeah we should go see it."
2:"Sure."

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