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Jew-Hawk

When a kid with a jew-fro cuts his hair to make a mohawk, inevitably becoming a Jew-Hawk.

Johnson: "hmmm that kid has a mohawk but he also has a jewfro"
Gary: "Jew-Hawk"

by Somz March 21, 2010

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mullet-hawk

A hairstyle in which a young male, usually of Persian descent, has a mohawk up front fading into a mullet.

Dude, your hair is a pefect mullet-hawk

by jl5ten November 6, 2009

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Butter Hawk

- A fine lady or lass with the brass glutes of a Greek Goddess.

- Cheeks.

"Damn gurrl, you is a butter hawk!"

"That girl's cheeks are like those of a butter hawk."

by ColonelBrust69 August 12, 2009

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Low Hawk

When one shaves all their pubic hair except for the hair between their testicles/vagina and their anus.

I think she trapped the stench in her Low Hawk.

by Allen Patrick Wagner January 23, 2012

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C-Hawk

A C-Hawk is a true champion who will come out victorious in his life no matter what.

How to become a C-Hawk in 8 easy steps:

1.Make basic grammatical distinctions. BEWARE. Your brain might melt from trying to grasp the enigmatic essence that differentiates the words ''your'' and ''you're''. How he does it, we'll never know.

2.Master the art of making one piss blood. To grasp this concept, a C-Hawk will become an apprentice at the most elite of learning facilities: Prison. Footlong criminal records are strongly recommended if you want to give YOUR glare that extra zing!

3.Manage at least 500 accounts online. This means NO FREE TIME. What girl is more important than trying to get your point across to a numskulled invertebrate? And sleep? Forget that shit. Sleep is for fags.

4. Know every word in the dictionary. Why demarcate your lexicon to a meager quantum fabricated of vacuous terms when you can excogitate the unmitigated meticulousness of a dictionary? Memorize it. Certainly don't pay attention during your school years, whatever you do.

5.Become a pimp! Start off by having flawless skin and a twelve pack. To attract the right women, you will need a sexy scent. Axe is so 2006. This year, it's all about the smell of sweat and blood! The chicks dig it.

6.Be born simply the best at everything you do. If you're a shitmunity dweller, you may not become a C-Hawk. However, you may become the fabric used to make his carpeting.

7.???

8.PROFIT!

C-Hawk could also be interpreted as PWN1N

by Justafan<3 January 23, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


death hawk

Basically a mohawk but more gothic-inspired.

I like that goth chick's death hawk.

by Ivy Momo March 31, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


knob hawk

Someone who checks out other men in the locker room while they are changing. "Knob" refers to a mans "rod" or "johnson", and "hawk" refers to the wandering eyes of the suspected knob watcher.

After third hour, little Billy sat and watched the other male students in his area change. Then one of the other boys noticed that Billy's eyes were wandering, so he started shouting "KNOB HAWK, WE GOT A KNOB HAWK, GET THE ROPE, GET THE ROPE!" And then little Billy was strung up and beaten like a toy pinata.

by Beechizzle March 23, 2007

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