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midtable heaven

A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.

James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!

by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018


Heaven says

A song where some dude is getting tormented and they are fucking stupid and get everything wrong when they were told to spell "answer" and other easy words to spell

Have you heard about heaven says?
Yeah, NOW SPELL ANSWER

by Fucking alut August 1, 2023


Holy Heavens

An expression of surprise,disappointment,or excitement.

Person:The Braves won!
Respondent:Holy heavens!That’s amazing!

by Dog Player-6942 May 26, 2023


chairway to heaven

A verb. The method of taking your wheel chair up the stairway to heaven after discovering how the universe began.

Where were you, when Steven took the chairway to heaven? I was hawk, hawk, hawking on heavens door.

by Paulbrie Braker March 15, 2018


Heaven's Gatist

1. Someone relating to or professing the Heaven's Gate cult and it's teachings.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.

1. Dan, before my head gets sliced by this woodcutter. I have something to tell you... Michael Vlokozu wasn't a Scientologist... He was a freaking Heaven's Gatist.
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!

by JMReader June 13, 2021


Slice of heaven

A piece of cake;)

The slice of heaven was right there, waiting for me to grab it.

by Uhhhjjrjjrjrjrjf October 22, 2019


Heaven Girl

A female person with a bra size DD or greater.

All men know this feeling. Every man has seen at least one Heaven Girl in their lifetime.

by TheCarolinaKing May 12, 2017