help i accidentally summoned a lemon

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

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ABC 123 plz help me

Learning

The definition of ABC 123 plz help me is a phrase used for stress when learning.

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Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland

It means HENTAI; (H)elping (E)ndangered (N)igerian (T)igers (A)t (I)reland

Bob: Man, I love Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland!
Rob: You just like watching hentai and jerking off, don't you Bob?
Bob: Yeah...

I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.

"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

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help Rush tape a show

Refers to use of the toilet, especially if said usage is especially flatulent or otherwise impinges on the consciousness of those outside the bathroom. References Rush Limbaugh, radio personality. Further elaborations such as "taped a full hour", etc. also occur.

Honey, if you help Rush tape a show, could you at least light a match afterwards?

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let me help you out

A condescending phrase used to preface the dissemination of an important (often revolutionary) piece of information from a self-identified superior being to a subjectively-determined inferior being. Usually used during paste up, sometimes as an insult, though most often as part of the Denebola vernacular.

Let me help you out: this thing isn't a work of art.

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help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!

boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss

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