hold something

To want to have sex with

Wassup shorty cawl, lemme hol sumthen(hello girl, let me hold something.)

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hold the crabs

a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.

"Joe almost did me bareback, but then I exclaimed "Hold the Crabs, BRO!"

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Texas Hold ‘Em

The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.

If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”

Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.

Let’s play Texas Hold ‘Em

Hold ‘er wide

Doing something with maximum speed and effort.

An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.

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Not gone hold u

to be straight up with someone

aye look im not gone hold u … (and then say what needs to be said)

Trying to hold this wood

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.

"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"

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Hold my beer

Used to express an individual's boastful intent to outdo another person as an act of sport or competitiveness, expressed immediately after hearing about their achievement. Frequently used sarcastically or ironically.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that Dan got fired for setting Mike's chair on fire?"
Coworker 2: "Hold my beer"

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