Honey Smack

v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.

"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"

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Nuttin' Honey

The response one gives their significant other when they are busted watching porn or "porning"

Erik "Hey Amy... What ya doing in your room with your iPod and those candles lit and that vibrating sound?"

Amy "Uh- nuttin' honey! Buzzzzz"

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Honey Cave

After a man cums into the cave-like entrance of a girl's mouth, the cum residue is sweet and sticky like honey.

I jacked off into my girl friend's mouth last night, and the load was so huge that it left a honey cave.

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Bees and Honey

Bees and Honey is Cockney rhyming slang for Money, or to shorten it down you could just say Bees.

Bees and Honey eg,
'Guy holds up a bank, approaches the cashier', "Oi! You slag, give me the fucking Bees!!"

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honey oil

A marajuana product that is a golden resin. It is created by placing dried and ground marijuana into a special pvc filter. Butain gas is shot in through one end of the filter while the other end is placed in a bowl full of water. The filter spews out the fresh oil in to the cold water where it sinks to the bottom. The bottom is scraped and the oil is ready to enjoy.

I am going to spread this honey oil on this Zig Zag.

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honey badgertards

A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.

Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."

Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."

Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"

Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."

Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."

Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."

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Heavyweight Honey

A large woman percieved as an object of sexual pleasure.

Vladimir's girl is a heavyweight honey.

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