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Honk is the coolest person you will ever meet! They are literally- You literally can't disagree, Honk is a definition of funny, cool, amazing, charming, and elegant. They also look so sexy in a suit, if you haven't seen them in a suit you have no life. Honk's friend's sister has a hamster and she named it after Honk! Honk is really attractive and cute and has the greatest friends ever ( shout-out to Kambo, Vani, Niki and Sheep, Dex, and some other wonderful peeps ). They are always stylish and They are just amazing. If you know honk in person, you are incredibely lucky but probably not aware of the curse they put upon you. Anyway, if you didn't know already, honk is perfect, but maybe a little hyper ehhh it doesn't matter right? They also like to abuse their keyboard and spam random stuff like "SDFBGTRHNGJTHYRTJM" but it's not annoying, is it???????? They are an amazing dancer, have you seen their chika dance? NO? YOU HAVE NO LIFE WTHHHHH, ANYWAY I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE SPACE BUT HONK IS JUST AMAZING AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF. THANK YOU FOR WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.
" DO U KNOW THAT ONE PERSON WITH NO WEAKNESSES, FEARS, AND IMPERFECTIONS??? "
" HUH? YOU MEAN HONK? "
" YES EXACTLY, THEM!! HONK IS AMAZING AM I RIGHT? "
" OFC YOU ARE, WHO DOESN'T LOVE HONK PFFFF "
" YEAH EXACTLY, THEY ARE SO TALL AND HANDSOME AND POG AND FUNI! "
" YESS THEY GIVE ME THE BEST VIBES "
" IKRRRRRR ANYWAY WANNA GO PRAISE HONK WITH ME? "
" SURE THING BBY "
Verb, Honk, To Honk
A Word used to convey Emotion and Neutrality. Alt. Used as a Greeting. Alt. Used to show Your presence, without contributing to a conversion.
Forms:
Honk - Nothing, Greeting.
Honk. - Bored, Empty.
Honk? - Confused, Lack of Knowledge.
Honk! - Excited, Happy.
*Conversation*
Y/N : Honk
Else : Hi/Honk
*Explanation or Continues Conversation*
when something is really good, it honks. Comparable to “slaps” or “hits”.
That new Kanye West album honks, bro.
No matter how badly someone might break your heart, after enough time passes, we still aren't ready to burn that bridge. If you saw them again, you would still be somewhat cordial and polite. Just give an honest honk and wave. Make him/her feel like an ass.
"She really broke my heart in two. If we drove side-by-side on the highway, maybe i could honk and wave." - paraphrased from a Limbeck song.
the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"
"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek
"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie
Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.
Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
similar to an Internet troll. These trolls stay in their vehicles randomly honking at people for the following reasons
1. Being judgmental
2. Being hypocritical
3. Getting a cheap laugh of the other person's expense
Following examples of honking
1. honking 4 times
2. honking lightly 2 times
3. Holding the horn for a period of time
4. Honking repeatedly
sitting at your car at an intersection and hearing a random honking sound of a honking troll to get your attention for no reason.