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when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?
nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
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When you're in a hot tub and press your rear end against the water jet, letting the water fill your insides.
Coined by Youtuber Andywarski
Chris loves when Andy gives him hot Warskis
A group of middle aged women that conjugate together to bitch about their husbands as they smoke cigarette like a freight train.
The hot cherries never shut the fuck up and they smell like an ashtray at a bingo parlor.
The sillouette of a micropenis in spandex shorts on a roided out lunk at the gym.
When Randy was spotting me, I couldn't help but stare at his hot turtle in my face.
When a pre op male to female transsexual, who must have breasts, squats over a waiting partner with a full stomach. As the partner inserts a butt plug into the transsexual partner, that partner begins to masturbate and simultaneously play with her breasts. When climax Is reached on the partners face, either partner removes the butt plug causing an evacuation of the bowels onto a waiting chest (like a Cleveland steamer).
Ronald went to Thailand hoping to find a pre op transsexual willing to perform a hot jenner.
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Part of what is possibly the best hook-up line for Jews ever!
replaces: is really
Guy- Hey you must be jewish, cause you is'raeli hot! Wanna go out some time?
Girl-Yeah, who can resist a phrase like that?!
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The warming platform or area on the CTA (chicago transit authority) 'L' train, specifically the Addison Red Line stop. Operates from November to March. Need to push button every 5 mins to activate it.
It is freezing out here! Let's get to the hot stage to warm up.