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A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.
Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!
When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.
Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.
Kate: You know he's gay, right?
Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!
And that's how Kate's husband issues began.
a teenage boy tiktoker that posts pics of William afton fanart and talks about how hot the photos are also posting black guys twerking on fridays
Wills official husband is really gay
Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D
"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"
A husband that pisses off all your friends and your parents like him because of his job
That damn husband is just the worst, we all hate him.
Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.
"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"