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I love you with all my penis

Having feelings for someone only in a sexual way rather than true, genuine heartfelt feelings. Wanting someone only for sexual satisfaction.

Sally: "John, I'm leaving you for good!"

John: "No, Sally! Come back, I love you with all my penis!!!!!!"

by swagmasterflex420 July 8, 2013

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you but I'm not in love with you

Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people

by Tuscanini August 17, 2006

1610๐Ÿ‘ 718๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

Statement used to express regret and or fear about the current situation of an amorous or once amorous relationship. It generally means that the person who is expressing himself/herself has a deep emotional bond with their current mate, but that bond is possibly/probably not strong enough to merit a lifetime, or long-term commitment. Usually, there is either some dissatisfaction, disappointment, or confusion on the part of the person using this statement.

Example (interchangeable):

Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.

by TEX37 October 11, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you to infinity and beyond

When someone is saying they love you and really mean it or a lie

Someone"I love you to infinity and beyond!"
The target "okay where's the camera, nice prank "

by Not gamer January 26, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You

A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.

"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"

"What does that even mean?"

"Let's just be friends"

"What, why?"

"I like you like a brother"

"Jesus F***ing Christ"

by TangoTangoSierra January 23, 2012

29๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you but im not in love with you

You love the person and care deeply for them, but that spark is just not there anymore, you don't have sexual urges towards them any longer, You don't want to end the relationship because you love them so much but you know it is not the way things should be. You should be happy with every aspect or the relationship, and they ask you for a reason as to why you want to end things and all you can say is you will never be happy, you can't help how you feel, You love that person s much but you are no "in love" with them

I love you but im not in love with you

by honeybunnyyyy October 3, 2010

256๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck you like I love you

The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.

"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"

"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."

by genji July 10, 2013

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