IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

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Im Wit It

when your getting ready to scrap and you come up to the certain person; so basically telling someone like we finna fight is you ready?

Main person: Come on moe "im wit it"

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im language

A language used for instant messaging, consisting of short phrases and abbreviations.

When I was messaging Tina I messaged her using im language. I said I totz got to get a new job, jk cuz I got a good one, lol cause I will never find one, lmao cause my my man has 2 jobs, rofl thinking about owning my own company, roflmao cause it would not last

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im legal

A lie

"Im legal" said the old man from walmart
"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.

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im a nazi

I serve under The Fuhrer

im a nazi

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Im cool

no ur not

you: im cool
the world: no

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Gat Im

Another way of saying "Got You". When you trick someone into doing something or you wanna change the subject just yell, "GAAAAAT IIIIIIIM".

Pronounced - "Gard Eem"

-Did you watch the game last night?
-Yes I did. Gat Im. No I didn´t.

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