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Imagine your a god right? And your being punished by the other gods for something, so they send you back down to earth to be reincarnated as a mortal.
When you get to earth you wake up in the middle of this rice field in the middle of feudal japan. You Don't know why you are there, but you know you are there for a REASON.
You Take a deep breath in. HHHHHHHHHH But it is not air you breathe! It is thick and yellow and tastes like marshmallow dust. and you know what it is? HARD BOILED WIND.
"Mannn last night I was faded off that Hard Boiled Wind."
Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging
“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging
“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”
“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.
The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
(Informal) Characterized by a high degree of humor or amusement; extremely funny or entertaining.
The term "hard-boiled," derived from "crack-up," is often used informally in spoken language and informal writing to denote situations or content that provoke strong and sustained laughter.
"The comedian's witty remarks during the show were consistently hard boiled, leaving the audience in stitches."
When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...
Old lady have hard boiled egg tits
Boiling the Corn entails that one sits outside on a ridiculously hot day, splashes some water on there dick, and stroke that shit till its fully cooked
Damn, it's 103 degrees outside. I'm thinking of Boiling the Corn on my front porch today.