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INTERNET DATING REALITY

While many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site...the only ones that you MR. AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL will hook up with are the 5's...and SINGLE MOTHERS.The 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.She's only available if you can somehow PROVE INCOME.
You know what I mean.

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #1:"It's been awhile.I just had to clear the pipes.Hooked up with this cute single mom off MATCH.Not goin' back."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY #2:"Yeah...I'm doin'okay now but awhile back I found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off MYSPACE.I guess that's just INTERNET DATING REALITY."

by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006


Political Reality Disorder

You suffer from political reality disorder when you don't believe what the MSM (mainstream media) says because logic and reality scream an entirely different picture no matter how hard they try to shove a lie down your throat.

When you're smarter than the average "sheeple" out there and you are a critical thinker and can discern for yourself without the clutter of outside banter from liars.

i suffer from "political reality disorder" and unfortunately there isn't a "pharmaceutical" with can be given to remedy this problem because I already understand how the BIG PHARMA MACHINE WORKS and I refuse to be "medicated" into compliance.

by Mindy M October 27, 2016


facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.

Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2008


Escape From Reality

When your life sucks and you need a sanctuary; ballin every Saturday from 10 to 12.

Arnon: How was CBA Goats?
Hunter: My life was going downhill when I broke up with my girlfriend, but the moment coach called me DeeMaa I was able to escape from reality.
Sonam: For a moment, I forgot about my cancer and became Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Seimo: Family on THREE! 1, 2, 3...
ALL:...

Seimo, Coach: FAMILY!!!

by Mosyeeto April 02, 2022


key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

by john harper September 15, 2006


Detached from reality

Insane. Just plain off your rocker. Not "with it".

“I thought, boy, if he really believes this stuff, he has lost contact with— he’s become detached from reality if he really believes this stuff," Barr said of a breaking point he had in December.

by June 13, 2022


Middle school reality

Middle school reality is full of frickin idiots that dont know JACK. They are a bunch of thots that hang out with little mini idiots. You are the only NORMAL kid in that sick filled place.

Girl this is middle school reality

by I got STDs October 02, 2019