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When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.
My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.
A person who follows and/or obeys another person they befriend/like
“He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”
it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again
Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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A very strong dog that scares the crap out of you. Often found in crack houses.
He sicked his mean pet boo on the vice officer.
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Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.
"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."
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A hand job given or received while skinny dipping in a natural body of water.
My boyfriend asked me to pet the fish when we were skinny dipping in the lake.
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