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Wipe finger with Irish Spring soap and finger a butt hole.
My farts always smell so fresh after a Irish Ream.
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Leaving quietly out the side door of a party or bar without saying goodbye to anyone. Mostly due to the fact that family or friends would most likely take your keys away for being to intoxicated.
next morning:
Irish goodbye O'leary? You should not have been driving!
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An irish kiss is when you get farted on. When someone farts in your face. Sometimes it's when your sleeping and they do it on your face.
I was sleeping and Jason farted on my face. It was unpleasant.
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leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.
Seamus relied on Irish math to:
a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.
b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding
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An American-American whose Great Great Great Grandmother's cousin once wore a green skirt and drank a pint of Guinness.
I spoke to an Irish-American (from Boston of course) and took great pleasure in telling him that my great-grandfather was Irish and involved in the Easter Uprising. It was true, he was Head of his Lodge in the Orange Order and became a section commander in the Black and Tans. He defended his Dublin against the Fenian insurrectionists (note: rising against the lawful government during wartime is punishable by death in most countries) and personally shot some of them.
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leaving the bar or anywhere for that matter, without closing niceties, like a kiss goodbye to that annoying girl or mentioning something to your friends
Where'd Cornelius go?
He must have pulled another Irish goodbye, that bastard.
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A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.
I would have had an Irish breakfast, but I don’t want to get cirrhosis by the time I’m 30.
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