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A stupid girl who gives no fucks about you
"You simple bitch"
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Used to define an object or an act that is so simple you'de have to be literally brainless to not be able to figure it out.
Man 1: Dude, wtf? How do you fix this?
Man 2: Aw man, this thing is mad-simple-crazy, dawg.
A mathematical rule useful for finding the derivative or instantaneous rate of change of a function that involves the form y = x^n. If n = 0, then the rate of change is zero, since any number x raised to the zero power is 1. To find the derivative when n is some other number other than 0, simply pull down the exponent n, multiply the entire function by n, then subtract 1 from the exponent after you pull n down and multiply. Basically:
1) y = x^n
2) y' = nx^n-1 (y' means take the derivative of the function with respect to x, so use the simple power rule!)
Piece of cake! One of the most helpful rules in calculus, because if you didn't have the simple power rule, then you would have to use the general form for a derivative, which takes alot longer than the method above.
Try these out! Just take the derivative as described above!
y = 3x^(-2)
y'= -6/(x^3)
y = 12x^0
y'= 0
y = 3x^(1/2)
y'= (3/2)x^(-1/2) or 3/2 times 1/squareroot of x
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A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).
"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".
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It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's made for real people!!!!
It's fitness made simple!!!!
It's changing people's lives...
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Feeling like like the person in a Simple Plan song (which are all basically the same).
Symptoms are:
1. You feel like your parents don't understand you, and you need to go do something rebellious.
2. You feel like nobody likes you an your life sucks.
3. Your girlfriend just dumped you and you are depressed, so you listen to Simple Plan
4. You want to run around and do crazy shit with your friends to blow off steam.
Cases of Simple Plan Syndrome:
1. Mom, dad, you just don't get me! I'm gonna go graffiti a bridge
2. Man, my friends are all too busy for me! I hate my life!
3. I thought she loved me! WAAAA! "God must hate me" is the soundtrack of my life.
4. Dude I'm so pissed! Lets go drive around and get chased by cops!
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noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.
"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"
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