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"You know what man, I just want to let you know, if you're looking for somebody to push that work I can do it for you."
To have a long shift for the day that doesn't allow for much, or any leisure time after-wards before going to sleep.
Mother: I thought you'd never call me back. Everything OK?
Son: Yeah, I'm sorry. My partner Steve has been sick the past few days. I've been living at work this week, but I'll have off on Monday and Tuesday again.
The result of working so much that you can't function normaly when you finally have time off
I wasn't drinking last night, I have a work hangover
Something that is okay by law (mostly), but against company policy.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of this girl getting hit in the head with an RC car!
Guy 2: Man, we can't look at that at work, it's totally not work legal!
Guy 1: But look at the girl! She got hit in the head with an RC car!
Boss: You two are fired.
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Doing something for someone for the sole purpose of using it to guilt them later. Commonly done by mothers.
"My wife and I got in a argument, now she wants to do my chores."
"BROO don't let her shes trynna do some guilt work.
A beer drank while at work. Generally covered up by drinking it in something other than a beer glass, i.e. soda cup, coffee cup, etc.
"Are you drunk?"
"yeah, I had a few too many work sodas tonight."
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Work Bomber
1) A name of a known college or management who comes into work, even on their day off, to use the facilities.
2) To take a dump in the work place on a daily basis to save buying toilet roll for the home.
1) Employee “what’s john doing here its his day off”
Manager “he’s come in just to drop one, he’s a work bomber.”
2) “Since the misses refuses to let me use the house toilet in the mornings, I’ve turned into a work bomber, cant start the day without a dump. Just think of all the log roll I’ll save”