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‘A very important cause to help stop the neglect of a frankly stupid yet innocent and loveable demon named Jeff, Jeff has our whole hearts in his journey to justice’
A: Man Jeff for injured again, while at work
B: Justice for Jeff man!
The one and only true GOD of wrestling. The true King of Kings and Hardcore Legend. A real life indestructible and invincible SUPERMAN! The greatest wrestler of all time! PWNS Matt, Edge, Christian, Bret, Owen, Davey Boy, Dynamite Kid, Perfect, Hogan, Savage, HBK, HHH, Cena, Rock, Austin, Foley, Undertaker, Orton, Angle, Booker, Big Show, Batista, Flair, Eddie, Benoit, Malenko, Jericho, Marty, Sabu, Sandman, Dreamer, Taz, JBL, Ron Simmons, Terry, Dory, Andre, Hayabusa, Vader, Hakushi and every other wrestler that ever lived.
When Jeff Hardy wins the WWE title, he will become the GOD of Wrestling.
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What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.
The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.
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Interupting a fight between two people by killing them both. Found in Halo and Call of Duty
Way to give us the Jeff Special in Halo last night.
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ahhh help a dosa jeff we better go home and lock the doors
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Some toy a kid plays with.
I cannot use his name, but yeah.
Its a toy that is called Jeff, its a giraffe toy.
Kids play with it. Idk what else to write here. Jeff the Giraffe is just a toy.
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One of the greatest drivers in the history of auto racing. Driver of the #24 DuPont Chevrolet for Hendrick Motorsports in NASCAR's top series. A smart, well-respected champion who is disliked only by arrogant, redneck fans who are jealous because they aren't as rich, popular, or talented as Jeff Gordon.
Jeff is soon to be married to the gorgeous model Ingrid Vandebosch, yet there are plenty of retards out there who claim he is gay because they lack the intelligence and class to accept that NASCAR's greatest driver isn't from the South. These inbred hicks resort to moronic insults that are entirely false and illogical. Some say that the only Gordon bashers are those who are secretly homosexual themselves and afraid to come out of the closet, so they resort to namecalling in a weak attempt to cover up their own personal issues.
To sum it all up, anybody that calls Jeff Gordon a faggot is simply a waste of human life and overall a complete failure. Learn some respect and grow the fuck up, bitches.
Billy Joe: "Jeff Gordon is gay! His car used to have rainbows on it, that cock sucker!"
Dan: "He is sponsored by a paint company, dumbass. They picked the paint scheme, not him."
Billy Joe: "But he wins too much and the women love him, so he's gotta be queer! And he isn't a Southerner either, that fag! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!"
Dan: "That makes no sense, you dumbshit. He was married to a beautiful woman, and is now marrying an even hotter woman."
Billy Joe: "I say he's gay, so he must be! GO JUNIOR!"
Dan: "Billy Joe, you are an insult to mankind. Do the world a favor and go fucking kill yourself."
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