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A simple ninja turtle type dude, with a fully womanised 28 inches in very leeeeaasssst principal, soon to be released into the joy of Joyceian shapeshifting, where his 75th percentile wanger will with a bit of faith achieve a min 75 purple headed inches, and ultimately minimum... 100 inches all round, theoretically with as many womenz as adore the penis in and or around their mouths, (and pussies and batties) worshipping it from any which perspective, while he worships them right back, in the form of ecstasy while he is hard, and then cumming. Lol.
Jake is also known as a galaxy of multi coloured uppers downers, and every 'drug' under the sun, in the sense they all eminate from his body in some respect, and he's tried most of 'em. Doors of Perception is Jim Morrison's domain though, not that Jimi, aka Jake, hasn't done cactus, and been straight-up dome tripping on it a couple times, level 3 he'd guess, with elements of brambles and crown of thorn type visuals, from what I recall... lol.
Also, don't forget love for my bruddas (though technically I'm white), as are many of my brothers.
Jake, an extraordinarily talented mathematician, without being fully savant like in his abilimities yet anyways, who is lazy as a mother flipper, and who has the biggest of all dicks. Full stop. Jesus, Krishna, Buddha, take your pick, triune nature in his own right (Moses too by the way). Still begrudgingly admits the father is 'Greater than I", despite the fact he legit forsook me of the first cross.
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An emo kid who likes everything Marylin Manson
Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it
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A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't
Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick
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Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.
Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty
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Jake is a very tall guy who is always packing. He is very cute with those large burly arms of his and he always puts a smile on anyone’s face that he meets.
Do you know Jake?
Yeah, he is my killah!
What is that noise?
Don’t worry, it’s just Jake
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