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A obnoxious person who thinks he has friends but he doesn't
Emma: how are you today lila?
Jake: Good
Lila: she was talking to me you dick
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Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.
Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty
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Jake is a very tall guy who is always packing. He is very cute with those large burly arms of his and he always puts a smile on anyone’s face that he meets.
Do you know Jake?
Yeah, he is my killah!
What is that noise?
Don’t worry, it’s just Jake
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To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
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A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life
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he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
if u look perfect up in the dictionary it will say Jake. A
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