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Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .
Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"
When you Saran Wrap your ball sack to your neighbor’s nostrils then hop on your riding lawn mower and drive into town.
I had to hot Jared my coworker because he didn’t do his TCP reports.
from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
“jared kleinman is a bit rude, but i feel like we could be good friends!
“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.
I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.
A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
There’s that jared duce prick again
the most loving and caring human being you will ever be lucky to meet, loyal and cunning with a great sense of witt and quick humor. Quick to use dad jokes and prone to be more of an outsider in bigger groups. Once you get a Jared Kenney to care or love you though, they will never stop showing affection or interest.
“Are you tired Jared Kenney?” “No I’m Jared, Nice to meet you.” “That’s such a Jared thing to say”