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What you wipe your cum with after a good bash off session
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internet connection in which pornographic images are mused upon and entertained.
It's been the toughest two days without my hot jazz.
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A Jazz Musician who still lives in the Bebop era. Learned about Jazz history and how to play it at a University. Talks like a 1950s black person despite being a 2010s suburban white person, using words like "killin" and calling people "cats". Encyclopedic knowledge of jazz standards, and nothing else. Objects to guitarists using vibrato because its not "stylistically accurate". Adamant about "preserving" Jazz in its 1950s incarnation.
"Yeah, I remember back in the day, that cat could swing" - Jazz Fag
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Instrumental pop music that gives jazz a bad name. Only referred to as jazz because many of the people that play it are saxophone players, and as soon as something is played on a saxophone, you can automatically sell it as "jazz" to the general public because many people can't tell the difference. They simply hear something played on a saxophone and automatically categorize it as jazz.
Real jazz, on the other hand, involves things like walking bass lines, swinging rhythms, and a lot of improvisation. There are a huge amount of sub-genres in jazz: traditional jazz, swing, bebop, hard bop, cool jazz, Latin jazz, soul jazz, gypsy jazz, etc.
Person 1: I play saxophone. Most of the stuff I play is jazz.
Person 2: Oh, you mean smooth jazz, like Kenny G?
Person 1: NO! I mean real jazz, like Charlie Parker, Lester Young, John Coltrane, and Wayne Shorter.
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noun. meaning a spliff or joint of a widely used herb known as cannabis.
Homie 1: Yo man wot u sayin
Homie 2: I'm saying lets bun a jazz fag init
Homie 3: Seen
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Jazz musicians are those people who play any form of jazz, in its many forms, including bossa nova, samba, Latin, fusion and even funk.
Typical instruments found in jazz groups include brass instruments such as the saxophone, trumpet, French horn and cornet, woodwind instrument such as the clarinet, flute, oboe and bassoon, and string instruments which include bass and 6-stringed guitars, double bass, cello, violin and viola. Jazz vocalists can also be found in some bands. Instrument selection is usually the personal choice of the band leader or director.
Jazz is a very old genre and it is often assumed that only 'old' musicians play jazz music now. However this is not the case, with younger musicians including Victor Wooten of Bela and the Flecktones and the solo pianist Jamie Cullum continuing to both freshen the jazz scene and add to it.
Jazz musicians have some of the most versatile skills in music, including the ability to sight-read (see a previously unknown piece of music and play it within a single reading), improvise (come up with completely original music for the chord changes given), ear-play and know music theory. It is for this reason some of the best jazz players are very well-paid, and learning jazz technique and theory will often allow for learning other genres easily.
Examples of famous jazz musicians include Marcus Miller, Victor Wooten, Jaco Pastorius, Stanley Clarke, Mark King, Miles Davis, Buddy Rich and Gene Krupa.
I am a jazz musician. I play jazz bass.
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Historically, blowjob jazz began where Vaudeville left off. Originating in the underground jazz scene in the early 1930's, the induction of hash cigarettes combined with the polyrhythms and syncopations of jazz music led way to willy-nilly fellatio and thus the timeless art known as blowjob jazz was born.
It is rumored, although not substantiated, that Ken Burns is planning to create a sequel to his "Jazz" miniseries documentary covering the events and shenanigans surrounding blowjob jazz entitled "BJJ, and The Influences on the Blue Note"
1. Hey you crazy kids, turn down that blowjob jazz and get off my lawn!!
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