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jess

pirate

Argggg, Captain Jess!

by ASarnando September 3, 2019

5πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Jesse

A guy who wants control over everyone and everything, especially the Super Logic Gamers.

He is in love with a boy named Jackzel.

He begs for fame and fortune although it never works out.

He secretly masterbates to KFC, Pizza Hut, and Geer of GameTroops.

Doesn't give a flying fuck about people.

Is a very gay faggot.

MegamanNG: Wow that guy is being quite the dickhead!

Masterlink40: He's such a Jesse...

by GreatGamezLPS May 29, 2013

5πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


jess

owns a cold exterior that hides a massive softie. makes school trousers look good and not yet cankled, somehow not 30 stone despite consuming more saturated fat that you can shake a stick at. despises children but backs it up with fair evidence, however inexcusably rates H. might want to consider longer jumpers. walks like she’s on a space hopper. hella fire still.

jess what are you doing with Warwick Davies’ poo sock?

by bruhski December 20, 2019

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jesse

That one guy who always posts his fortnite wins on snap chat. He is a complete god at the game but at the same time, a complete ass wipe. When he wins he will eventually scream into the mic saying "THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME" and does nothing but brag about himself for the next 30 minutes. But once he gets off fortnite he is the nicest guy you will ever meet.

-Hes not like Bob

friend- THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME.
me- Yo quit being such a Jesse.

by ODST GOLDFISH April 10, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!

"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"

by Ajay Wilson June 6, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jesse

annoying af

jesse is annoying af

by hoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoheoe December 17, 2018

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jesse

Jesse is someone you should never let go. He normally has brown longish hair and blue or brown eyes. He’s really stubborn and sometimes rude but he doesn’t know it. He’s super sweet and loyal and will never let his girl cry alone. As a strong headed person, he goes for what he wants and won’t let you try and tell him otherwise.

Girl 1: Dude, did you see Jesse?
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s so awesome.
Guy 1: Jesse turned me gay.

by NerdyDog September 22, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž