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Jessie may sound like a girl name but it's a guy name, too. They are nice, caring, loveable, handsome, PACKED🥴🍆, funny, and just a good person in general. They'll check up on you asking how you've been. They sometimes play GTA 23/7. They can stay on call with you ALL night asking you questions. They'll buy you things without asking you, they'll make you feel good, happy and maybe he'll spoil you. He gives you butterflies every time you're with him. There are no words to explain how much of a good person he is.
Person: Yo who is that??
You: Ohh it's my friend Jessie.
Person: Damn, he's cute. Ya'll make a cute couple
You: Aww really? I really like him but I don't know how to tell him.
An acronym for Juxtaposes Every Smart Successful Ingenious Expert
guy 1: hey did you see that person? they were so stupid
guy 2: yeah they were such a Jessie
“Hey, Jessie! (Woo-oo-oo-o) Hey, Jessie! (Woo-oo-oo-o) It feels like a party every day! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie!” there’s a high chance you’ve sang that to jessie in the time you’ve know her and she might seem like she doesn’t care but actually in the inside she is planning how to get rid of you, so you might want to take some self defense classes. Now, we started of on the badass side of her so let’s talk about her good side. She is kind, unique, talented, and the type of girl who will get very competitive and most likely beat you. She is different and one of a kind, she doesn’t want to be like the other girls and that’s what makes her beautiful. If you’re in relationship with her she will make you feel loved and supported. She values personality/growth with her partner more than they value looks. She is also a savage. The type of girl who may look innocent, and needs a guy to defend and protect her but she doesn’t need that. She’ll surprise you and probably end up being the one protecting you. If you have a Jessie in your life be grateful for having her because there’s a small chance you will ever meet a girl like Jessie. A friendship with Jessie requires for both people to give equal effort in the friendship. If you’re in a relationship with a Jessie know that She’s been through things in her life that u couldn’t imagine, things that she won’t tell you ever. Don’t hurt or betray her, but care for her the same way she does for you. Love your Jessie.
it feels like a party everywhere Jessie goes.
an unforgettable party.
When you have a bad experience at a hotel or another type of rental, so you leave a “fecal transaction” in the toilet for their troubles.
The stove in the cottage doesn’t work, the steps are broken and there’s no toaster, I’m leaving them a Jessie’s tip on the way out.
When a girl/guy shit himself on purpose just to piss of her/his girlfriend/boyfriend.
Amber Heard took a shit in Johnny’s bed!
Damn! She was doing a Jessie!
A annoying fucking retard who somehow gets on everyone’s nerves. They typically smell like shit, and never brush their teeth. They try to be funny, but never can and they ruin every good moment. They wear nerdy glasses, a choker, and have the feminism supporting look.
“If you weren’t such a Jessie Courtney, I’d let you hit raw.”
“Did you just cum inside me? Your such a Jessie Courtney.”
“Yo, shut that shit up Jessie Courtney.”
A very attractive young women who is often on the shorter side. Don’t let her size confuse you though, she packs quite a punch and is a very passionate person. She has a wonderful laugh and keeps life interesting for those around her. Dairy is her kryptonite so you might wanna stay away from that. Nevertheless, she’s a wonderful human being and is SUPER hot.
“You see that girl over there? She’s DEFINITELY a Jessie Pettit.”