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Jill asked for your Facebook password the first week you started dating. She makes more money than you and has a GPS under the front left wheel of your 80's silver Mustang. Good luck besting her 10" vibrator named Tyree.
You're an absolute cunt, Jill. Good luck running your Anal Krappa Krappa sorority. And for the love of God, clean it once in a while.
Your right hand, when you hold your right hand up in front of you, your thumb and index finger make a “J”, your middle finger makes the “I” the other two fingers make up the two ll’a
Just another quiet evening with “Jill” handy and rosey palmer, going to have a 3 way tonight.
When your spouse or significant other is so drunk or high at a party but you're still having fun so you decide to let him or her keep stumbling around the party talking gibberish and just generally making a fool of themselves.
Hey Karen, stop Jill Bidening it and take your drunk ass husband home, he's so drunk he's not making any sense and he's ruining the party.
When your spouse or significant other is too drunk or high at a party but you're still having fun so you decide let him or her keep stumbling around the party talking gibberish and just generally making a fool of themselves.
Hey Karen, stop Jill Bidening it and take your drunk ass husband home, he's so drunk he's not making any sense and he's ruining the party.