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jimmy jackass

offesive term that describes a flamboyant person who lacks a firm grip on reality

in mixed company "JJ" can be used

"Look at that guy! Swerving through rush hour traffic. While smoking and yakking away on the phone." "What a Jimmy Jackass!"

by Courvoisier T. Johannsen September 28, 2006


Jimmy Tuque

The Canadian version of jimmy cap (condom). Tuque is the word that our friends from the great white north, AKA "America's Hat", AKA "America's Tuque" use for beanies/caps.

Hey kids, we all know you have sex. Please just remember to put a Jimmy Tuque on it. No glove, no love. No tuque, no love?

Canadian 1: Aww man, how can my sister be pregnant?
Canadian 2:I don't know. You must of had a hole in your Jimmy Tuque, eh?

by ApplePapple November 28, 2012


jimmy legs

term for a spasming of ones legs or other body appendages in bed which occur beyond a person's control.

i had jimmy legs after drinking too much the night before

by G-unit December 16, 2003


jimmy page

"1 In the beginning, the LORD Jimmy picked up his ax and played, and fire flew from his finger tips. 2 That fire became the Sun and Stars." - Kreation 1: 1-2, Buch von geführt

LORD Jimmy Page is GOD!!

by Jimmy Page April 11, 2005


jimmy urine

god

hey, guys, who's jimmy urine?
god

by September 15, 2020


Little Jimmy

Childish fans of professional wrestling who lose sleep and cry when their hero loses a fight.

When John Cena got got, Little Jimmy cried himself to sleep for a week!

by Smark 101 May 07, 2012


Jimmy Savile

1. A TV show host from the 1970s famous for the UK show "Jim'll Fix It" in which children were brought in to have one wish granted by the show's producers.

2. The ritualistic act of inserting one's erect or semi-erect penis in to the ear of a sleeping third party, followed by a loud recital of the theme tune from "Jim'll Fix It", intended to rouse the slumbering victim.

1.
"I think Jimmy Savile looks a bit like a paedophile."

2.
"BA-BA-BAAAA! Jim'll fix it for yo-o-o-o-ou!"
"ARGH! Why have you got your penis in my EAR?!?!?"
"Haha - Jimmy Savile'd, bitch."
"...my ... ear..."

by Michael Skinner June 25, 2007