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Hey, it's only a picogram, that's like a pinch of ssalt in an olympic swimming pool, that's not cheating! - "a Jon Jones fan, probably."
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A bad or inappropriate joke.
person A: 'says lame joke'
person B: Wow what a Jon joke.
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The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.
Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.
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Jon Richardson is a radio personality in Great Britain. He is distinguishable from other blah presenters because he has a very interesting gravelly voice coupled with a northern accent, as well as a major case of OCD.
Jon is also well known for being in a hush-hush gay relationship with his co-presenter.
"Did you catch the Sunday morning show with Jon Richardson?"
"Yeah. He and his boyfriend are adorable together."
"Are they going out?"
"Oh yeah."
"That's sweet."
"Yeah."
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The hottest most wonderful redheaded man alive with the sweetest blue eyes and hot body:) the most lovable guy ever
man im so in love with jon clark
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Simply a great music artist. There may be some songs where he doesn't say much, but he still makes the song even better just by bein in it and sayin those few little words. He livens it up. He is also a great music producer too. LISTEN TO HIS NEW ALBUM "CRUNK JUICE" CAUSE HE RAPS A LOT MORE ON IT!
I's been know you fo' a long time (shawty),
But f*****' never crossed my mind (shawty),
But tonight, I seen sumthin' in ya (shawty),
That made me wanna get wit 'cha (shawty),
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To be jon blazed is to smoke massive amounts of "dank trees" (highly potent marijuana) to the point of extreme highness and incapability to smoke more. This is where your friends must force you to smoke more because they know your about to pass out soon and they just wanna make your sleep more enjoyable ; )
mary- omg im so high, there's no way i could even take one more hit
jane- uh oh, looks like shes jon blazed. we better put the bong to her face and try to get a couple more hits in her ; )
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