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The poor underapreciated jonas in the cboy band the Jonas Brothers. The only one that somewhat has a talent. Overshadowed by his younger brothers Nick & Joe. Only a handful of girls like him usally the more mature fans that can go with out saying peace love and jonas or OMJ every second of the day.
girls 1&2 : LYK OMG NICK J! Iz Th3 BeSTest! OMJ N0 J03 iZ!!!
girl 3: um I like kevin jonas...
girls 1&2: EW!!!
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uhm.... this is URBAN dictionary so im mad dat the Jonas Brothers are on here
10yr old girl: OMG! The Jonas Brothers
me: Shut the fuck up dumb bitch!
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The Jonas Brothers are a Christian Rock band from Wyckoff, New Jersey.
They started their careers when the youngest Jonas, Nicholas, who is currently 14, got signed to a recording contract with INO/Columbia Records.
Soon after, the record label heard a song that Nicholas had written with his brothers, Joseph and Kevin. The record label soon signed them as a brother group.
The rest it history.
Hey! The Jonas Brothers are playing Jersey tonight!
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Consists of three band members. Nicholas Jerry Jonas;14, Joseph Adam Jonas;17,and Paul Kevin Jonas II,19. Discovered when youngest Jonas, Nicholas, recorded "A Christmas Prayer", written with his father. Columbia Records offered him a record deal after hearing the song. Joseph and Paul(goes by Kevin) asked if they could write a song with Nicholas, and they did, because they're all best friends as well as brothers. They wrote a song called Please Be Mine, and the rest is history:)
Paso Robles Mid-State Fair Jonas Brothers Concert 7/30/07:)
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The best basketball player of all time, fundamental big, there’s never been a better player.
Person 1: Ay yo have did you see JJ (Jonas jerebko) last night?
Person 2: yeah man he dropped 50 while being double teamed the whole game.
Person 3: who is Jonas Jerebko?
*Person 1 and 2 then proceed to smash person 3’s face into their balls for committing a sin as bad as not knowing Jerebko*
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?
You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.
There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of
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The fourth Jonas and the one who we least care about. He will probably replace Kevin Jonas in a matter of years. He probably has jealously problems and will more than likely murder his brothers in a fit of jealousy.
Fangirl: OH my God! Did you hear Frankie Jonas is getting his own television show?
Fangirl 2: Why the hell would I care about stupid Frankie Jonas? He's the least likable, and the least attractive.
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