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Jonas Brothers Haters

Dumbfucks who think they are better than every Jonas Brothers fan.

Jonas Brothers haters constantly say how the music that the Jonas Brothers make is "unreal", just because it is simple to compose, or easy to play.

Jonas Brothers haters constantly bag on Jonas Brothers fans, and they often nag about the grammatical errors or spelling errors fans might make.

True, many Jonas Brothers fans are like this, but that doesn't mean that ALL fans are like that.

Jonas Brothers Haters: These fags suck. They don't play real music. You stupid little girls who only like them because they are "hot". Go listen to some "real" music, like Metallica.

Me: Just because the Jonas Brothers don't have complicated compositions for their music, doesn't mean their music is "fake". Also, just because some fans tend to be over enthusiastic and wrongly accuse you guys of being jealous, doesn't mean ALL of us are like that.

by opinion April 16, 2009

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Jonas Brothers fans.

People who like the Jonas Brothers. There are many perceptions of us fans, most of them being that we can't spell, or use punctuation. And that we are pre-teen girls. I am a girl, who is a teenager, who can spell. So don't stereotype us all.
The Jonas Brothers are a band made of the brothers, Nick, Joe and Kevin. To me, they are inspirational, talented boys who are just fulfilling their dreams. They may not be to yours or other people's tastes, but don't criticize or hate them- just because you do not like them. They aren't 'gay'- as half of you call them. If they are gay, then why is Kevin married? Nick has dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez to name just a few. Joe has dated Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene- so, obviously, they are not gay.
People think of Jonas Brother fans as girls who hate on you if you don't like them. I don't. I respect people's opinions, and I don't care if you don't like them or their music- but I do care if you start giving them hate. They don't aim to please everyone, and if you don't like them, then fair enough. But me, and many other people across the world, do. Don't hate.

Some Jonas Fans: "Omggg!!!! Jonas brothersss i luv uu so mucH marr y meey! you r so so so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luff yaaaaaaaaaaaaa. speek l8r? mwa mwa xoxoxo"

Me: "It is their fault people get the perception that we are thick little children. Fuck them."

Jonas Hater: "Hey, did you see those Jonas Brothers Fans. Those ditsy, pre-teen girls that can't spell. And the Jonas Brothers? They are sooo gay. Like total fags..."

Me: "I can spell, I am well educated. I am a teenager, and of the Female species. I am actually quite clever too. And the Jonas Brothers? I think they are inspirational boys! I don't see why they get hated on, they are just following their dream. I don't just care about their looks either."

by b00_y0uwh0re April 3, 2012

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Jonas Brothers haters

people who have an ugly attitude and like to bag on the decent caring guys who are in a famous (or once famous) band for fun
They most commonly stereotype fans as kids or idiots.
They do not acknowledge that music is subjective and sometimes bash the fans as well.
Some have been overly passionate Beatles fans that don't understand that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that the Jonas Brothers are not trying to tarnish the Beatles as they are heavily influenced by them.

They either have a sick sense of humor or are insecure and try to cover it up by bashing someone else.

1) Fan 1: Did you see what those Jonas Brothers haters said?
Me: There's probably something wrong with them. Maybe they weren't loved as a child.

2)
Rude person: Do people actually still love the Jonas Sisters? I thought those faggots were replaced by Justin Bieber
Me: And yet you're still hating why? If you think that no one cares then why bother to make that comment

by Miss Peace Lover July 1, 2011

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Jonas Brothers Haters

Jonas Brothers haters, are those very biased people that call the Jonas Brothers
"Rich whiteboys"

They did not originate rich, and they are very down-to-earth, if you must know. These people need to get the facts straight before they talk their nonsense.

Fangirl: Hi my name is Ali and I <3333 the Jonas Brothers
Jonas Brothers Haters: THEY A GAY WHITEBOY FAGGOTS.
Fangirl: No, no their music is wonderful
Hater: FUCK YOU STUPID
They then log off .

by Fly With Me I'm Much Better August 17, 2009

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Jonas Brothers Hater

Someone who doesn't have a fuckin life so they sit around making fun of the jonas brothers. Why? Because they have no friends and try to make them feel better by making fun of people who actually have talent. Guy haters are just jealous because the jonas brothers can actually get girls. And girl haters don't actually hate them...they just pretend to because they want attention and want others to think that they're cool.

Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of girls follow.
Boy: The Jonas Brothers are so gay (I'm just jealous because I can't get girls.)
Older Girl: Omg, I hate the Jonas Brothers (Omg, I love the Jonas Brothers...but I can't tell anyone because i'm trying to hard to be cool)
Younger girl: You guys are Jonas Brothers Haters.

by PrettyYoungThing6 July 21, 2009

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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

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The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.

Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.

by TheBirddude October 3, 2022