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A man that is athletic,with a very large penis.
The George family has plenty of Jordans.
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a person that's too high to think straight and may fail in life and loves to comment on others when hes not perfect himself.
"your becoming such a jordan"
"you don't wanna end up a jordan"
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a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.
Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
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Sex; where the man inserts his penis into a female's vagina. Then babies are made. They are the result of Jordan.
I made Jordan with Bob last night. It was hot.
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1.To destroy a Toyota Camry by ramming it into a wall, while driving through an otherwise very safe environment.
2. To hug men, wearing a very tight spandex short suit while imagining a rear naked choke.
1. Wow, the other day I saw this yahoo driving down the road in his own little world...he better be careful or he'll end up like Jordan.
2. I read on Craig's list that you can have a Jordan for only 7 dollars and a box of crawfish.
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A Jordan is the biggest leech of all time!! He cannot be trusted. A Jordan is always late and only cares about himself . A Jordan always thinks they are great at basketball because of their name and will get smoked on the court by any white boy!! He never pays his bills and always owe people money. He will borrow money from friends and never pay them back and in most cases rip off his friends. He will always act like he is better then everyelse. Always brags about how much pussy he gets but never really does. He is a dog and will have sex with anything. He always acts like he is a baller but is a complete broke ass. He is quite possibly the biggest lying sack of shit of all time. A Jordan will always lie straight to your face like it was nothing and has absolutely no respect for you!! If you are a woman avoid a Jordan because he doesn’t give a fuck about you and will treat you like dirt.
Who’s that guy that sucks at basketball? Oh that’s Jordan.
Who has the smallest penis you ever saw?Jordan!!
Why do you always have to mooch off of us? Why do you h ave to be such a Jordan.
Jordan did you even stick it in yet because I can’t feel anything!!
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A 27 year old guy who likes to flirt with 14 year old girls also known as a Pedo
That's a jordan
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