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He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
Guy 1: Do you regret something
Guy 2: Messing with a Juan Simon
1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.
I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.
your regular little cryie who doesn’t listen so when it becomes 12 o’clock all the monsters will get her
marlie juan doesn’t listen
a short mexican whos prety fucking hot! but just uses girls for sex.he will say that he loves you and tell you your the only one but in the end will leave you after he gets wat he wants.AND will leave you for someone else
boy:your the one for me
girl:realy
boy:yea i swer i want you so bad
girl:ok lets do it
5 days later
boy:its over
girl:why
boy:cus i love someone else
girl:your such a juan zamudio
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Guy With A Ginormous Penis That Will Penetrate Through Your Vagina Like A Pussy Destroyer
i Wish I was Juan Cena
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A fat Mexican who has disgusting hair and doesn't brush his teeth. He thinks he can beat anyone up and he has muscle, But no he is just fat. He usually cries a lot and says he has depression but doesn't. He is very over dramatic and 7/10 juans parents are divorced.
A Fat Juan is a fucking retard.
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