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That moment when you thought you had a loving relationship but the guy was only with you for your trampoline
Sally: What happened to that guy you were seeing?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?
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Bed Jumping is when more often then men, a woman divorces there husband and under the next two hours are in another person's bed's knocking boots(sex) and then the cycle is repeated as long as possible. The person bed Jumping is also referred to as a Bed jumper(Slut)/(prostitute). Along with Bed Jumping the word Bed stalling describes a Bed jumper who only stay's with that partner because they comfort her with loads of money.
Bed Jumping :
Guy 1: You heard about sussie?
Guy 2: Na what's she done now?
Guy 1: She Divorced Jimmy and in the next hour she and Johnny wear performing magic together in his house.
Guy 2: That girl's bed Jumping like she's in DFS!
Bed Stalling :
Guy 1: I heard sussie is sticking with this new guy Kyle
Guy 2: Have you seen his mission and how many car's he has?
Guy 1: That's why she is bed stalling then...
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One person digs up a corpse and a second places their mouth on the corpse’s genitals. The first person then stands on top of the gravestone and jumps down onto the stomach of the corpse forcing the contents in the corpse’s stomach to exit through the genitals and into the mouth of the second person.
I don't mind jumping on the the dead as long as you're down there giving them head....i'm munger jumping.
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Jumps by bike for people with nun chuk, bow hunting or computer hacking skills
"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"
"You got like 3 feet of air that time"
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The often dangerous, ever amusing action of typing any word or phrase which crosses the mind into the internet web browser as a web address to discover what pops up.
"The other night I was bored so I typed ______ into the web browser and MAN, I had no idea that was a web site. Heck, I didn't think it was leagal! I love Web Jumping!"
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To make a bet so large that you will go jump of a bridge if you lose.
Scotty was bridge jumping the Patriots opening week. He was very happy when they won.
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To shout in absolute disbelief, while wearing faded tight blue 80's jeans, a white singlet with a look of shock on your face.
e.g ...jump... back...
In the great 80's hit Footloose Kevin Bacon says;
“Jump back! This guy doesn’t know a dance from a dipstick!”
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