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One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.
Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"
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Commonly referred to the sexual position when a female provides felacio to a man while he is propped on a toilet engaging in fecal discharge. The lesbian version is referred to as the "Twisted Sister".
After a long days work, and dinner at a chinese buffet nothing can top the double sensation of a Hot Karl.
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giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'
i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl
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The guy in prison that drops the soap on purpose because he likes to get the 100 mph black thundersmash in his tiny fragile rectum hole
"Hey man did you check on Karl-Emil?"
"No i think he needed to go to the doctor after the nigerian dude thunderstruck his asshole
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Karl-shaped variant of Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Karl is watching you masturbate.
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A guy from YouTube who makes informative videos and has an Amazing sense of humor and loves to drink in his video. He never forgets a cool scene from any Movie or series. EVER!
Kevin: hey have you heard of Karl Smallwood.
Jack: yes, he is very informative and funny.
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When, in the act of performing a rim job on your female partner, you suddenly insert your nose deep into her pussy and forcefully exhale through your nostils, creating an artificial queefer of biblical proportions.
The Karl Malden is best performed in the summer time when your nostrils are unclogged.
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