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A beautiful, kind, sweet and loving person who loves you for you she will never hurt you intentionally and is a very touchy person (loves hugs) if you ever find a Karma be good to her because if you piss her off or physically or emotionally hurt anyone she loves she will beat the shit out of you.
person 1: Holy shit why is that girl beating the shit out of that guy.
person 2: Oh that's just Karma Goldman and that guy just insulted her boyfriend.
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extreme coincidences that make it seem that the universe is snickering at you
My second chance was more like a probation-I just got karma punked.
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When an individual is denied from obtaining something that he/she wants because they are currently in a "karma timeout" based on something bad they did in the past.
Jim can't find a girlfriend because he is in a karma timeout.
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More evil than the evil
See also Judges old testament
Dude built that fuckatree house on a hillside using the negative energy from a custody situation
Teaching others how to do it
That's voodoo karma in motion
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When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.
You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!
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When you do a certain number of good deeds, and karma comes back to you, greater than anticipated.
I donated three computer mice the other day, and I got this Canon Pixma scanner printer today for free.
It must have been all that karma crafting I did earlier
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Ahhhh where do I begin, where do I begin. Ahhh Karma what a lovely gentleman he is, always there to kiss ladies in need on the hand. He has a real back for rapping, always coming up with the most random verses. He is one of the most honest people to have ever graced this earth.
Person 1: “Look over there”
Person 2: “Omg it’s Karma (the name)”
Person 1: “Damm I heard he’s the best kisser”
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