ken dodd

drinking a foul, homemade cocktail which has far too much alcohol, probably tastes like shit, but gets you very waste and makes you talk funny, like Ken Dodd

i had some ken dodd and i was incomprehensible

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Ken Keene Style

The manner with which one weakens a prop so it is more easily destroyed in a subsequent theatrical performance or stunt. May be characterized by insufficient weakening of said prop.

They weakened the seams of the jacket Ken Keene style so that visciously hard "2T" arm rips would obliterate it easily.

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Patriarchy (Ken’s Version)

Ken’s version of the Patriarchy is a bunch of strong men riding horses all day. When Ken eventually realizes that the Patriarchy is not about riding horses all day, he gave up the idea.

“To be honest, when i found out the Patriarchy wasn’t about riding horses, i lost interest anyway..” indicating that he had lost interest when it turned out that his vision of the Patriarchy (Ken’s Version) wasn’t true

And another example:
“You can’t just do just one appendectomy..”
“But i’m a man.”
“But not a doctor.”
“Can i talk to a doctor?”
“You are talking to a doctor..”
“I need a clicky pen.”
“No.”
“And a sharp thing”

ken o buch

Someone who originates from Scotland and doesn't know what 69'ing Olivers mum means and loves getting yoghurt down his bag.

Ohhhh Ken O Buch

Getting Ken´d

It´s that awkward moment when you´re telling a story & realized no one´s listening, so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything.

Bob: Hey so did you see the last episode of the walking dead?
Jack:Yeah it was pretty gnarly.
Mary: Did anyone watch Glee I think its one of the .....
Bob: Lori is such a slut.
Jack:Dont you just hate getting Ken´d

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Ken Burns Treatment

The act of analyzing or describing an event or series of events in a way that takes much longer than the actual event itself.

"I wish Wendi would get over her break-up with Matt already!"
"How long has it been?"
"Three months, and its all she thinks about! I mean fuck! They only went out for a week."
"Oh no! She's giving it the Ken Burns Treatment. Someone should just run over her with a truck!!"

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Ken Likes Kyra

Kensho Fukami likes Kyra Del Rosario

Ken likes Kyra

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