Someone who puts ketchup on everything and like the smell of ketchup. Like the color red
Julian is a ketchup addict because he put spicy ketchup on his soup
Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.
"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"
"Damn, is he okay?"
Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
When a guy fucks a woman's while she's in her period.
Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun
When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge
Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.
Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!
-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??
-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!
A creature so vile they will defile hashbrowns by loading a mountain of ketchup on them. This is typical of the domesticated game playing Cat of USA.
He liked ketchup everything. Ketchup smeared on his hash browns, bananas and body. He was a Ketchup Cat.