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When you tip a ketchup bottle and it just instantly pours out, That's ketchup diarrhea.
Ketchup diarrhea can be messy.
Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.
There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.
Smacking your ass just as you cum to get all of it out.
I was banging this girl and performed a Denny's Ketchup.
a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"
An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it
Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?
A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period
I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle