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To have zero confidence in completing a social-situation related task yourself, but have no issues doing it for another person.
Example: @ Restaurant
You: Man I could use some ranch, but I don't wanna ask...
Also you: "Oh you didn't want pickles? Don't worry I'll tell the waiter, hold on"
*After the fact*
"Damn my ketchup confidence really kicked in there, huh"
Having sex with a female partner who is on her monthly cycle, hence dipping your fries (penis) into her ketchup (period blood). We don’t recommend double dipping…
Do you like ketchup with your fries?
French Fries and Ketchup were on the menu last night…
Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.
"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"
"Damn, is he okay?"
When a guy fucks a woman's while she's in her period.
Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun
When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge
Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.
Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!
-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??
-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!