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n. The act of opening one's backdoor, that is, anal sex
"Hey, you know I wanna be your backdoor key, its about time I opened it up"
John: "Did you hear about Matt?"
Chris: "No what happened?"
John: "While he was fucking Shirley she gave him the key to her backdoor"
Patience is key. When you rush you may not succeed.
Nonono don't rush, patience is key.
only privilegge for kei, kei can say anything and it will and can be blamed on the person aimed
kei has kei privilegge
When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.
That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!
The F25 key is extremely dangerous. If you press the F25 key, you will be obliterated into the 125th dimension, which is actually a tardis according to some sources. One known victim of the F25 key is an unknown girl, who pressed it and then was never found again.
Girl: Are you ready for this? Promise not to tell. I'm gonna hit the F25 key, get ready!-
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*
When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.
“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”
“Was it a key flinger?”
Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.
Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.