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Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.
All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!
Me: "I'm hungry"
*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!
When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something
Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey
The symbol for the element Lithium(Li), Curium(Cm) and Yttrium(Y) in Chemistry. It is used by Phineas from 'Phineas and Ferb' to outsmart Dr. Doofensmirt (nigga I don't know how to spell this nigga's name).
Phineas: Hey i think you need Lithium, Curium, Yttrium...
Dr Doofensmirt: What the fuck is that bro?
Phineas: Li Cm Y (lick my) balls nigga!!
It's a typical expression used in Salento (Puglia). It stands for "your dead parents" and it can be used in different situations and in many ways.
-"Li morti toi, muoviti"
-"Dammi un attimo, sto arrivando"
-"Li morti toi, hurry up"
-"Give me one minute, I'm coming"
-"Li morti loro, abbiamo perso la partita"
-"Lo so, hanno barato sicuramente"
-"Li morti loto, we lost the game"
-"I know, the cheated for sure"
When multiple people continuously lie to each other forming s state of such confusion that you forget where you are, what you drank, and who is in the bed next to you. This "web of lies" will not be sorted out until a kid with Pokemon cards tells you the real truth, which burns like Moonshine going down your throat.
"Dude, what is up with this tangled web of lies?"
"I don't know... where's that chubby kid with the Squirtle Pokemon card?"
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A very common place expresion origionating in the medeteranian. Used to express an profound urge to take a dump.
yesh li kaki (in my mother)
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Used as an Expression.
Generally stands for " what do you want then? ". However with the correct slang and attitude it could also be used as " What The Fuck Do You Want Now"
Guy1 just walk away from the urinal before putting his "tool" away, and accidentally splash some for the droplets to the Nerd standing next to him. Nerd stared at Guy1.
Guy1: " Li Bae An Zua ! knn "
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