Llama Sauce

An unidentifiable or micellanious substance being used as a sort of sauce (intentionally or not).

Bill woke up on the side of the street. He was hungry, so he grabbed an old hotdog out of the gutter. Their was a little llama sauce oozing out of the bitten part, but he didn't care.

Bill had Syphilis the next day.

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[llama] [boobs]

llama boobs are boobs that only llama believers have, people that worship the llamas as well. These llama boobs contain special powers just like llama ass , but llama boobs are way more special!
(the special powers CAN NOT be written on urbandictionary.com because llama lovers already know them :p )

llama lover : my ass is gonna buy it for you
non-llama lover : ur ass ?!
llama lover : yes
non-llama lover : i dint noe ur ass cud buy things =-O
llama lover : yup yup... i have a llama ass
non-llama lover : what can ur boobs do =-O?
llama lover : im not telling you =p
non-llama lover : i wannaa noe !
llama lover : too bad
non-llama lover : cuz i wanna do that too :
llama lover : i have llama boobs
llama lover : && u don't
llama lover : llama boobs have powerssssssss.

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Choke a Llama

(v) to take a shit

I just got back from Taco Bell and I have to totally choke a llama

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llama love

A slender caucasian with an impeccable ass. Very picky, combative and known to give those she loves stink baloney.

Damn, the white bitch Elly is a llama love.

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llama toe

Basically, its when a really fat lady wheres REALLY tight spandex and struts around a bunch of 5th graders in gym class...usually caused by having unprotected sex with a llama, while wearing thoughs spandex...WARNING: LLAMA TOES CAN GET INFECTED WITH HIV BITCH.

Sean: Dude look at Ms.Armstrong's camel toe
!
Sean2: EWWW, dude thats like way worse then a camel toe, look at the way the moistier is spreading around her pants its LEAKING!
Sean: HAHA dude that aint no camel toe....ITS...ITS....

Together: A LLAMA TOE!

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Llama Trekking

Having sex with a series of hairy women, probably French or Eastern European

Totally went llama trekking the other week

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llama logic

when two people are in a argument if some one goes "llama logic!" they will automatically win because llamas are the best and cannot be defeated.

friend "No they said this"
you "Nooooo they didnt they said this"

friend "im right your wrong!"
you "llama logic'
friend "Damn you win"

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