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Old people classify this town as being "The Most Interesting Town in America 2013" however for those without dementia sees this town as shithole with nothing to do but, founded by an old piece of shit who apparently has a thing for books.
Located in the armpit of Sebring (AKA a town you might have actually heard of) some of its "great" sight seeing involves shitting paintings on walls (AKA murals), a shit clown college, redneck haven lakes featuring Lake June's sandbar and Norhern. Lake Placids wealth and poverty can even compare to Detroits, with a school system so poor we can't even afford jock straps for the 13 players who show up or the 6 who are actually eligible to even play the game, by the way the last winning season we had was in 1989. Other features of the school includes: drug selling, emo kids (AKA patio bombers), sexual predators for teachers, and a new shop teacher for every 3 weeks. Apparently the saying "shooting for the stars" is not in any of the LPHS students dictionaries, as settling for South Florida State College is good enough for them, until they dropout after the first year and start working at the local Gate Station.
If you're interested in food, good luck our only export we have is oranges which is picked by the army of illegal aliens that migrate here. We have a whole new publix, McDonalds just got remodeled and Beef O' Brady's holds trivia night every Thursday night.
If you plan on staying here, you have signed a death wish.
Every football team ever: We have to play against Lake Placid, looks like a free W.
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Mountain Lakes rocks, and so does every one in it... I heart ML
"hey, are you from Mountain Lakes?"
"Yea, why?"
"O, I was gonna say, your pretty cool... I wish i lived there, thats where ALL the cool kids live..."
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middle thru high school in burke virginia
lake braddock is a school
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Woodcliff lake is a town in Bergen County, New Jersey. Many people play basketball here. Home of JAPs, punks, druggies, and others. The town is made up of 91% Jewish, 8% Christian, and 1% other. Many boys say "your mom." Seventh and eighth graders spend their weekends at bar/bat mitvahs or hanging out with friends. High school is what partying is all about. WCLakers go to school with the montvalers in high school.
"OMG I love your juicy shirt!"
"You smell like a pig." "Your mom!"
"Woodcliff lake is da bomb!"
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1. The best place to live if you dont want to be like those rich, stuck up fuckers in Libertyville or Lake Forest, or you don't want to live in the ghetto like North Chicago.
2. A town in Northern Lake county that has a highschool that doesn't have any good sports teams (aside from soccer but who gives a shit), a bunch of fast food places, and a population where mexicans are creeping up on the white people for majority
3. Where Kristofs and Lakes Bowl is. Enough said
4. A pretty damn good place to be if you want a decent life
Guy in car: "Hey, didn't we just pass through Round Lake?"
Other guy in car: "Yeah, thats where i grew up, man i love that place!"
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little town in saskatchewan too small to be on a map.. filled with ukrainians.
-there is a crappy pool that charges 5 $ to go swimming
the hilight of ur life in foam lake will be waving to a granny in a babushka.
lots of bake sales
where teens buy a van called the booze cruiser drive drunk then jumpout the van and practically killl themselves!!!!! dont sit in the back theres lotsa puke and piss back there:P
"everybody's grandparents live in foam lake"
person 1: dude what did ya do last night!?
person 2: i took the booze cruiser out got drunk then decided to tuck and roll because the van was a transformer!!
person 1: makes sense ur from foam lake!
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Also known as WonderTucky or WonderPuddle. A town in Illinois near a shallow puddle of a lake, which just so happens to be the largest man made lake in Illinois.
Excerpt from http://www.villageofwonderlake.org:
"The Village of Wonder Lake is a rapidly growing community. It is currently made up of the following subdivisions around Wonder Lake: Deep Springs Woods, Deerpath, Hickory Falls I, Hickory Falls II, Lookout Point Unit I, Shore Hills, Sunrise Ridge, Sunrise Ridge Estates, The Meadows of West Bay, White Oaks Bay, Wooded Shores, Woods Creek, and a portion of Wonderview.
The Village was incorporated in 1974 as the Village of Sunrise Ridge. The name was later changed to the Village of Wonder Lake. The Village provides parks, public works, police protection and related services to its constituents. The current population is approximately 3200. "
If you like classy redneck suburbia this is the place for you.
Don't be fooled by the large beer drinking asshole down the street who parks his truck on the front lawn, he is originally from Wonder Lake.
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