Random
Source Code

Landon Ziswiler

He is a cool dude. Better that people named "Dominic Kempton"

Landon Ziswiler is a cool dude

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) January 20, 2022


landon burke

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.

Landon Burke is SOOO annoying!!!!

by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017


My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022


Landon Shankle

Landon Shankle is a big dick beast and his cum can wipe out a village of small children his dick is so big you can walk on it

Damn that nigga looks like Landon Shankle

by Big dick dinosaur October 2, 2023


Landon

Slip and Landon deez nuts

"stop being a Landon"
"a Landon?"
"Slip and Landon deez nuts lmaoooo"

by Hunt1ngw01f March 3, 2022


Landon

The most handsome boy in the world. Blonde hair with blue eyes and a great smile. Landon is always with the boiz and they always have his back. if you try to fight him he will beat u up so bad that your kids feels it. Landon is a musician and plays the guitar and ukulele. He loves playing sports like lacrosse. Landon is the best kid there is.

Landon is soooooo handsome

by funnyboiz June 21, 2022


Landon

Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.

Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.

by sixtynine ways to eat April 28, 2020