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On May 16 is speak your own language day. You speak your first language (if you have one) Dare: Speak your language the whole entire day
“Yo today is speak your own language day, imma speak Spanish instead of English”
a dialog:
a nizzles must nows what they sain
a foundation is in combination of words with snoop dogs rhymes, which bless our minds.
1:A shizzle my nizzle.
2:Have ya fuckin grazzle.
1:yeah nizzle it´s white whizzle.
1:And have a fuckin mozzles?
1:Gimi my mozzles or i send a revved up pizzuls onto your fuckin fazzul.
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Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.
1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!
for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger
*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”
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To get out of everything when you are a foreigner
Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"
Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"
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Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?
Can anyone help me choose? Chinese or Taiwan language to study for?
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The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
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