Lazy Land

Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.

Trekkies only come out of Lazy Land in order to CosPlay their way through another set of clothes.

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chronic laziness

the feeling you get when you know what you have to do but you dont want to do it for no reason other than pure laziness. its what underclassmen get before their senior year.

xtine: i have chronic laziness
whit: u have early sympton of senioritis

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lazy fingers

someone who just cant be bothered to type the full version of words on an IM conversation

"hey"
"hey hru"
"im good..whats new?"
"nmu"
you lazy fingers

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Lazy Butterfly

When a male disperces fecal matter into the female's vagina. Opposite of Orange quigley.

"Sally wasn't fucking well, so I gave her the good ol' Lazy Butterfly. She hates me now."

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Lazy Cowgirl

This is a sexual position usually referring to a straight couple. The man is lying supine (flat). The woman is straddling the man but is on her knees, as opposed to squatting, which is hard and makes your legs burn.

When Amber is really tired she loves to do the lazy cowgirl. It's her favorite sexual position.

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lazy susan

When a girl attempts to shave her vagina but can't seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.

That lazy susan on Brittany was about 2 inces long!

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Getting lazy

Getting lazy is the act of just laying on the ground after being slammed or a hard fall. Most commonly used amongst skaters, bmx riders, and other extreme sports.

Dalton: "hey tyler Whats jake doing on the ground?"
Tyler: "he's just getting lazy, he tried dropping in on the fifteen foot halfpipe for the first time and slammed."

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