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Book of lemons

Something that is physically or mentally hitting you.

#1. (John walk’s into a room) John: wow that fresh air hit me like a book of lemons.

#2. Stacy Hit someone in the face like a book of lemons

by I like lemons February 3, 2022


Lemon drizzle

When you cum in a girls mouth, swiftly followed by a generous squeeze off fresh lemon.

Damn baby u want me to make you a lemon drizzle cake

by 3milyyR0s3 January 7, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Washing Lemons

Slang for the sexual act of rimming. Stemming from a confusing UK health debate regarding both the use of fungicides on lemons and how to remove them before consumption and that of rectal parasite risks involved in anilingus.

I was Washing Lemons with my wife last night, She had not wiped the rim though. I gagged as she moaned.

by Dirtymangravy November 4, 2021


Lemon Tree

A tree that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. All-powerful, all-beautiful.

We have a beautiful lemon tree in the backyard.

by alikitkat July 19, 2008

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


lemon

ur sweet, a pussy or a bitch.

Yo you bitch stop bein a lemon.

by dfshtrh August 27, 2007

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


lemon

Being bad at something that is impossible to be bad at.

Pento: Man I'm so bad at economics.
Eric Shin: Wow you're such a lemon.

by eric shin August 15, 2007

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


you lemon

Another word for 'idiot' or 'moron'

Someone who hasn't sorted their student finance.

Charlie: "I haven't sorted my student finance yet."

Ben: "Well you should have done it by now, you lemon."

by BenjinaUK October 11, 2013

23πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž