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Mans genitals after being infested with genital warts.
I pulled it out and it looked like a penut lion bar
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A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.
I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose!
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lame ass twat with big attitude problem
he's a whitelion !
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1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.
Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?
Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!
Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!
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(Phrase) Trading for the lesser of two evils, or the best possible outcome of a bad situation.
When my brakes went out i was going to hit the bus, but i traded lions for lambs when i ran over the guy on the bike instead.
I was going to hit my head but i put my hands out and traded lions for lambs by scraping them up instead of getting a concussion.
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An untreated genital warts/HPV infection that's reached incredible mass in proportion to the rest of the penis. The warts - especially when emerging from beneath the foreskin appear as a "mane" - hence, Lions Mane to describe the condition.
Careful with those 5-dollar hoes, they'll probably give you Lions Mane.
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A significantly older sexual partner in a male same-sex relationship (as opposed to 'cougar' for an older woman).
My Lion King has a real job and his own place, unlike me.
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