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When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!
Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.
When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.
Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”
A lightweight, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed rifle designed for either automatic or semi-automatic fire through use of a selector lever. There are four variants - the M-16A1/A2/A3/A4. The M-16A2 incorporates improvements in iron sight, pistol grip, stock and overall combat effectiveness.
"Got me feeling like opium, I'm tryna dance with the loaded M" - Jim Jones - "Summer Wit' Miami"
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a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
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Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.
Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"
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Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.
Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'
Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'
Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'
Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'
Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
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