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The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.
After drinking all that coffee this morning; Jimmy really had to throw loaf when he got to work.
When someone is in a public bathroom loafing around taking a smelly crap quietly and won’t leave the stall.
I went to the bathroom at Dierberg’s and I could barely breathe in there because this lady was in there stink loafing.
A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.
I want to raspberry that neck loaf.
The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.
When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".
A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.
"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"
When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.
So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!